HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sure has a way with words. During an appearance on Theo Von’s podcast This Past Weekend yesterday, Kennedy described why he had been determined to keep going to in-person addiction-recovery meetings during the COVID pandemic: “I’m not scared of a germ. You know, I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.” Happy Friday.

A Moderately Frabjous Day

by William Kristol

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“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
      Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
      He chortled in his joy.

—Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There

In Alice’s through-the-looking-glass world, it was a truly frabjous day when an unnamed but “beamish” boy killed the fearsome and villainous monster, the Jabberwock.

In the through-the-looking-glass world of America in 2026, yesterday was a good day. It wasn’t so great as to cause joyful chortling. But it was moderately frabjous, enough so as to justify some hope for the future.

On Thursday morning, Trump White House aide Tom Homan announced the end of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Border Patrol assault against the intrepid residents of Minneapolis. Mayor Jacob Frey remarked that the Trump administration had launched its “catastrophic” operation with the belief that it “could break us,” but that Minnesotans had shown that “a love for our neighbors and a resolve to endure can outlast an occupation.” This was a real, if limited, victory in the fight against Trump’s mass-deportation and mass-intimidation regime.

Then yesterday afternoon, Senate Democrats successfully blocked the Department of Homeland Security appropriations bill. For now, ICE and the Border Patrol—Trump’s paramilitary forces—will at least be deprived of additional funds on top of the huge amounts they unfortunately succeeded in securing last year. And over in the House, enough Republicans joined Democrats to succeed in reclaiming some congressional power over setting tariffs.

Also yesterday, a federal judge ordered Trump’s Defense Department to halt disciplinary proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly. In a blistering ruling, District Judge Richard J. Leon, a George W. Bush appointee, found that the administration was engaged