Onboarding in the Tower of Babel ("Vice Nimrod" - Part One)

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Our Finalists are:

1. Vice Nimrod by Colin Dodds

2. Still Soft With Sleep by Vincenzo Barney

3. Don’t Disappoint by Martin Van Cooper

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In Vice Nimrod, a young refugee from a brimstone-wrecked small town, Ishkebek finds his way to Nimrod’s Mighty Tower, where he lands a job. Through a mix of savvy alliances and good luck, he rises through the ranks, and survives a professionally disastrous friendship with an idol-smashing protege, to reach the rank of Vice Nimrod, Communications. In his words, we learn how Nimrod’s Communications Group deftly handles the inquiries of the neighboring kingdoms, how it spins the burning of Sodom & Gomorrah, and how it finally flounders through the varied crises that make up the Confusion of Tongues.

Colin Dodds is a writer. He lives in New York City, with his wife and children. His novels, scripts and films have won multiple awards. His essays appear regularly at No Homework. And his aphorisms can be found at Forget This Good Thing, now available as an app for the iPhone and Android.

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And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.

And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.

And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for mortar.

And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.

-Genesis 11: 1-4

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